David, age 11: Then came the middle ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames. King Ardor lived in the Age of Chivery. King Harlod mustarded his troops before the battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks.
Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.
