Ugly Baby

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

My family never came out and told me that I was an ugly baby but they sort of hinted at it with their "Little Monkey-Face" kind of crap.

I heard that until I began hurling crap at them so they stopped.

Next thing I noticed was that when they recorded home movies, they used a kid down the block to stand in for me.


-Burfett Pusser


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