Can't Please Some People

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

I took out a second mortgage last month so I could go on a cruise to Italy, buy a new car, visit a few hookers and pay off all my bills.

Man, is my landlord ever pissed.

I think I'll stay in the Bahamas for awhile and let him cool off.

-J. McNanna


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