Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal Pablo Sanchez?"
Juan (just taken prisoner): "Know him? Yesterday, I am riding my horse, and the horse he stop to make droppings in the road."
"Pablo Sanchez step out from bushes, holding very big pistola and tells me to get down. Then he points to the droppings and says, 'You must eat all of that.'"
"And what can I do? He has the very big gun, so I start to eat. Pablo is laughing."
"He laughs so hard that he drops the big gun. I quick grab it and say, 'Now, Pablo, you must eat!' "And what can Pablo do? I now have the very big gun. So Pablo eat all the rest of that pile."
"So, you ask do I know Pablo Sanchez? Why, just yesterday Pablo and I have lunch together."