At the pearly gates, St. Peter greeted a Vicar and Member of Parliament, and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units.
And for you, Mr. Member of Parliament, the keys to our finest penthouse suite."
"This is unfair!" cried the Vicar,
"Listen," St. Peter said, "Vicars are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first time we've ever seen a Member of Parliament."
