Two old pals were reflecting on life and started talking about football.
Finally they were discussing whether or not football was played in heaven. After a while they came to an agreement.
Whoever died first would come back and tell the other if they played football in heaven.
Eventually one of the men died.
About two weeks later as the other fellow was in bed for the night, his friend appeared at the bottom of his bed.
He asked him, "Hello old friend, well, is there football in heaven?"
He answered, "I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is that there is Football in heaven.
The bad news is you're playing at right back tomorrow."