The Sandwich

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 26 September 2008

A creature rose up out of the surf and came ashore. Its garments were made of green sea lettuce.

"I am the friendly Witch of the Sand," she said, "I am only going to sunbathe."

The sun was terribly hot. Her skin began to bake and it turned as red as a ripe tomato!

Have you ever seen a baking lettuce and tomato sand witch?

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