Gordon Brown & David Cameron at the Pearly Gates

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 11 July 2010

David Cameron died and arrived at the pearly gates.

He finds himself standing in a long line. As he gets closer he notices St. Peter standing at the gates with a clipboard asking people a question, and then waving them into heaven.

Coming closer still, he hears St. Peter asking the people in front of him, "How do you spell God?" Everyone answers G-O-D and goes in.

Finally, its David's turn and St. Peter asks him the question. "G-O-D" says David.

Just then St. Peter's cell phone rings. After a moment on the phone St. Peter tells him that he has to go to a staff meeting and could Davis please ask the question for a while.

So David takes the clipboard.

In a short while Gordon Brown arrives at the Gates.

He says, "Davis what are you doing here?"

David explains that St. Peter had to go to a meeting and left him to ask the question.

"What's the question?", said Gordon.

David replied, "How do you spell gastrohysterotomy?"

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