David Cameron died and arrived at the pearly gates.
He finds himself standing in a long line. As he gets closer he notices St. Peter standing at the gates with a clipboard asking people a question, and then waving them into heaven.
Coming closer still, he hears St. Peter asking the people in front of him, "How do you spell God?" Everyone answers G-O-D and goes in.
Finally, its David's turn and St. Peter asks him the question. "G-O-D" says David.
Just then St. Peter's cell phone rings. After a moment on the phone St. Peter tells him that he has to go to a staff meeting and could Davis please ask the question for a while.
So David takes the clipboard.
In a short while Gordon Brown arrives at the Gates.
He says, "Davis what are you doing here?"
David explains that St. Peter had to go to a meeting and left him to ask the question.
"What's the question?", said Gordon.
David replied, "How do you spell gastrohysterotomy?"
