The pope arrived at the pearly Gates and St. Peter greeted him and quickly told him that it was very difficult to get an audience with God.
The Pope said he did not mind because when he was alive he had the same problem. They chuckled together over this and St. Peter said he realised the pope was probably anxious to know a few things judging from the number of times he prayed for guidance. The pope agreed saying that he had a real hankering to see the original scriptures. So St. Peter showed him to the room where the original manuscripts were stored. He left the old gentlemen there to search them out and soon forgot all about him.
A while later he heard a great wail coming from the room.
St. Peter went to investigate and found the Pope in an awful sweat.
St. Peter asked the Pope what was wrong.
The Pope replied "Oh NO! it says C-e-l-e-b-r-a-t-e not c-e-l-e-b-a-t-e!