Football - Rooney Sees Doctor

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 9 July 2010

After a visit to the doctor, Wayne, dropped in to his local pub for a quick one.

"What's up mate?" asked his friend Dimitar, "you look worried."

"Yes, I am," Joe replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."

"Oh, really?" said Dimitar. "He saw you play in South Africa then?"

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