After considerable effort and expense a First Division manager succeeded in obtaining' the services of Miodrag Krivokapic and Mixu Paatelainen of Dundee, Dariusz Wdowczwk of Celtic, Detzi Kruszynski of Wimbledon, and Steve Ogrizovic of Coventry.
'Are these boys any good?' asked a colleague.
'I couldn't care less,' said the manager. 'I just want to get my own back on some of these smart-alec TV sports commentators!'