Top 10 ways Star Trek commanders Handle Pressure Situations

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

The situation: The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order. How is this tense situation handled by different characters?

Scotty: "Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta blastya ta Ceti Alpha Six!"

McCoy: "I'm a Doctor, not a solider!"

Geordi: "Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!"

Worf: "YopwaHHomwIj yISop, romuluSngan!" (Eat my shorts, Romulan!)

Spock: Raises eyebrow

Data: "Romulan commander! your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping with the established treaties. May I advice you of the current political situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A corollary I might point out would be that of ....."

Riker: "Shields UP! Red ALERT! Captain to the BRIDGE!"

Picard: "Open hailing frequencies so that I can cower and plead!"

Troi: "I feel, I feel, uhhhhh!"

Kirk: "FIRE!"

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