The Top Ten Secrets of the USS Enterprise

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

1. All routine maintenance is done by Oompa-Loompas.

2. Pulaski was sealed in an unused Jeffries Tube by Data when she insulted him too many times.

3. Riker's parents were Nazis. His initial "T" is for "Third" (Get it?)

4. Troi starts all counselling sessions with males asking "So is that a phaser rifle in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

5. Before joining Starfleet, Picard was a Chippendale's dancer.

6. "Worf" is Klingon for "pinhead".

7. Riker amuses himself by signing all reports "F. Off." (For first officer, twit)

8. Geordi is taking a shuttle apart and mailing it home piece by piece.

9. Picard is Wesley's father.

10. Due to a time-travel accident, Wesley is Picard's father.


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