Get your minds out of the gutter!

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 21 September 2008

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin.

I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

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