Two of the Prime Ministers assistant clerks, George and Alfred, were chatting over lunch.
'You know,' said George, 'the boss is really a very kind and thoughtful man. What can you say about a man who, seeing one of his office staff waiting for a bus in the rain, stops his Rolls and offers a lift, then takes the clerk home for dinner, lets the employee stay the night, and offers the use of his car to get to work the next morning instead of waiting for the bus?'
'You mean to say that all this happened to you?' asked Alfred in amazement.
'Not to me, no,' said George. 'But it did to my buxom sister.