Why I Need The Money

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

The owner of a small firm of suppliers which was struggling to keep afloat had been trying for several months to obtain payment from another small firm without success.

In the end he sent a final reminder and with it he enclosed a picture of his wife and four children with an accompanying note which read: 'This is why I need the money urgently!'

A few days later he received a note from his opposite number enclosing a photograph of a sexy blonde in a bikini. The note read: 'This is why I can't pay you!'


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