A man is walking along the seashore when he comes upon an interesting looking old bottle. As he attempts to brush the dirt off of it a genie pops out. The genie says, "look, I'm really busy and only have time to grant you one wish, so make it good." The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm deathly afraid of flying and I'm scared to sail on boats. I want you to make a long bridge that extends from England to Hawaii." The genie says, "I don't know about that. That's a mighty big order, even for a genie. What would your second wish have been." "Well", says the man, "I'd like to know everything I need to know to understand women." To which the genie immediately replied, "Did you want that to be 2 lane or 4 lane?"