Cameron & the Hooker!

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 28 June 2010

David Cameron started cycling out of Downing Street. On each cycle he happened to cycle past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty quid!" she would shout from the kerb - "No, 50p!" fired back Cameron.

This ritual between David and the hooker continued for days.

He'd cycle by and she'd yell, "Fifty quid!" And he'd yell back "50p!"

One day however David's wife, Samantha, decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his cycle ride. As the cycling couple neared the problematic street corner, David realised the "pro" would bark her £50 offer and Samantha would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realised he should have a darn good explanation for his illustrious business executive wife.

As they cycled into the turn that would take them past the corner, David became even more apprehensive than usual - Sure enough, there was the hooker.

David tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled - "See what you get for 50p?"


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