DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours will kill you and take your cows.
MILITARIANISM: You have two cows. the government takes both and drafts you.
CHINESE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You are made to take care of them, the government takes all the milk
