Two Cows Politics

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 28 June 2010

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours will kill you and take your cows.

MILITARIANISM: You have two cows. the government takes both and drafts you.

CHINESE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You are made to take care of them, the government takes all the milk


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