Skoda Estelle

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

A bloke was driving up the M1 in his Skoda Estelle. Suddenly there is a grating noise and a bang and the Skoda Estelle starts to loose speed quickly so he pulls off to the hard shoulder. A few minutes later a Porsche pulls up in front of them and a bloke jumps out.

"Do you want a tow mate?" he says.

"Yes please" the Skoda Estelle driver replies.

"OK, but if I go too fast then you will have to put your indicator on or I will lose myself!"

So the two men set off and after about ten minutes a Ferrari pulls up alongside the Porsche and they start to race, forgetting the poor Skoda Estelle behind.

Finally they take an exit to a little village and zoom past a little pub with a man standing outside it with his pint in his hand.

This bloke runs inside to his friends and blurts out:

"You'll never guess what I've just seen! I saw a Ferrari and Porsche racing at 150mph and a Skoda Estelle indicating to overtake!"

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