Two ants decided to tease an anteater by taunting and then outrunning him, ducking into an anthill ahead of his tongue and then emerging to do the same thing again to the anteater's utter frustration.
They approached a third ant, who was vegging out watching baseball, suggesting he get in on the fun, but he stretched in his recliner, yawned, changed positions, and settled back again, declining the invitation by saying,
"No, thanks. Fun? Uh-uh. It sounds like aardvark to me."