A Frenchman, Italian and a Newfie were in a bar talking about sex.
The Frenchman says, "After I make love to my wife I tickle the small of her back and she jumps six inches off the bed."
The Italian says, "That's nothing. After we make love I lick the soles of her feet and she jumps a foot off the bed."
The Newfie says, "You guys don't know anything. After we have sex I wipe my dick off on the curtains and my wife hits the roof."