How High?

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 12 September 2008

A Frenchman, Italian and a Newfie were in a bar talking about sex.

The Frenchman says, "After I make love to my wife I tickle the small of her back and she jumps six inches off the bed."

The Italian says, "That's nothing. After we make love I lick the soles of her feet and she jumps a foot off the bed."

The Newfie says, "You guys don't know anything. After we have sex I wipe my dick off on the curtains and my wife hits the roof."

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