I always thought that I would like to be a fireman when I grew up so when I was in my teens I joined the local volunteer fire department and took the training and today, I am a full time paid fireman.
However, after all this time I have discovered that it's not the putting out of fires that I enjoy, it's smashing windows with an ax and knocking down doors with a big pole.
So in my spare time.....
-Walter Melon
