Did you read in the newspapers where those scientists spent two years coming up with an ice cream that dog's loved for a major ice cream company? They used vanilla! The dogs took one lick and walked away.
Any dog owner could have told them that the flavor they needed was "dog's ass".
Oh, they would have come up with a slogan like "Pluto's Boodyo" or something catchy like that. But the dog's would have loved it.
-Willie Stroker
