A Brazilin, a European, and an American are sitting in a doctor's office.
Jesus walks up to the Brazilian, who is blind, and touches him on the forehead.
He jumps up. "I can see!"
Jesus touches the European, who is crippled.
He jumps up. "I can walk!"
Jesus goes up to the American.
He jumps up. "Stay away from me! I just got approved for disability!"
