The Limp Wimp

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 20 May 2010

You can tell a lot about a guy's personality by the way he orders his coffee. "One cup of decaf please and no cream or sugar". That's the guy who has three never-used Viagra tablets and a roll of toilet paper in his glove compartment, wears his seat belt through the car wash and replaces his two condoms in his billfold every two weeks.

Wanda Wren

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