Better Have Sex Right Now!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Sex after you have children really slows down a lot. Every three months now we have sex. I can keep up with it because I pay our taxes quarterly. Time to have sex. Time to pay the taxes. Every time we have oral sex, my four year driver's license are due to renew.

So THINK before that first kid!

-Jacques Strop

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