Lost, Shit My Pants, At The Mall

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 1 May 2010

When I was just a kid we were at a mall I'd never been to before and I got lost from my parents. However, a nice mall security lady saw me crying and crapping my pants and agreed to help me find them.

"I think they are probably those two I saw hiding behind the dumpster out back, the man trying to sneak over to where their car was parked."

-Jason O'Sam

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