Losing One's Virginity

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit home since heading off to college.

"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."

"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother.

"It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."

"Well, yes, and no."

"What do you mean?"

"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pussy got real sore."

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