Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother.
"It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pussy got real sore."