Red Balls

Submitted by norma snockers

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out, doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning red." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are red -- just like he said.

The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?" "Yes, I am," she replied. "We don't want kids til after we been hitched a year." "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" the doctor inquired. "Strawberry," she answered.

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