Lucky me!

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 3 July 2010

The other day I was walking by this convention center and I heard a crude remark made towards me. I told them to blow me. Little did I know it was the International Nymphomaniacs convention. Six days later the police found me in the gutter.

I had lost 30 pounds and later at the hospital it took 12 hours of surgery to get the smile off my face.

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