Sad Sad Story

I think a really sad story would be about a baby bird that tries so hard to peck it's way out of the egg and when it finally does, it finds that the egg's been eaten by a snake. I bet everybody would tear up a bit. Well, maybe not Rush Limbaugh. But then, he does have a cat. So maybe he would break down in great sobs! I think I'll call him. "I'm here for you, Rush."