Two knights were sent out during the Crusades to find the shortest route to the Holy Land. On the way in a narrow valley they came to a great wall with a huge gate, unable to pass, they sounded a trumpet to see if a gate keeper would answer. Just then, a woman the size of King Kong looked over the wall and asked, "What do you dudes want?". The oldest knight said, "We would like to pass through this valley to the Holy Land.". "Well, you won't get through here unless I get to eat one of you." was the reply. Both knights got into a huddle to discus matters, and the younger one whispers, "Look, Promise her anything but give her OUR PAGE!"