Breasts Like Cantaloupes

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 19 February 2010

My new wife's breasts remind me of two nice firm cantaloupes, and her
butt is like two beautiful pumpkins. I'm going to have to quit spending so much time out here in the garden, daydreaming.

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