Arrested Right Off The Plane

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 18 February 2010

So I told airport security that the stewardess on the plane kept leading me on and that I really wasn't attacking her. Every once in awhile she would go by quietly in the airplane aisle and casually look down at my crotch. How was I to know it was my seat belt?

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