The phone call

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

"Hi Mom, How are you"

"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Home Depot"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

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