Funny but True Story - In every office everywhere there is a person who is just not perfectly honest. In our office there was such a guy. No matter what was left lying around, the next day it would be gone.
The rest of us in the office decided to play a trick on him. One of the girls in the office wrapped a beautiful box of what appeared to be expensive chocolate candy. She tied it with a bow and left it on the table in our lunch room. Inside was a little pile of doggie poop.
Sure enough next day the beautiful box was gone. What a surprise it was for the guy who took the package. We hope he gave it as a gift to a wife or girlfriend.