Carrot Up Wazzoo!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 21 December 2009

I got tired of Mom telling me how to live my life, so I decided to get revenge. During her monthly ladies club meeting, I took off all my clothes, stuck a carrot up my ass and walked into the living room. She stopped, looked concerned, then said, "Fanny, I don't think you're eating right."

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