A seasonal joke

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 20 December 2009

A crab crawled onto a beach one bright and sunny day and went exploring. When he happened upon a picnic laid out on a beach blanket he decided to sample the offerings, but when he put one of his meat-hooks into a small pot of honey, he found it was stuck fast, so he braced himself with his other grapnel and freed himself, covering both hands in the process.

As he tripped off down the beach, he found the honey was making the native soil cling to him, which annoyed him to no end, so he gave up on his little adventure, hopped back into the ocean and returned to friends and family.

Upon arriving though, one of the smaller crabs pointed at him and exclaimed "Look! It's Sandy Claws"

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