Duty free fags my arse!

Submitted by Steddyeddy

Monday, 18 August 2008

John asks Fred if he'd like him to bring some cigarettes back from his holidays for him.

"Yes please -I'll pay you of course!" Fred says.

When John gets back he gives the carton to Fred.

"How much do I owe you John?"

"They were £58!" said Fred

"What?!" says John "£58 quid. I could have bought them in the supermarket for less. Where did you go?"


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