Blond Ann Coulter Jokes

Submitted by rfreed

Monday, 23 November 2009

Why did God make Ann Coulter Blond?
So you would know ahead of time what to expect when you first met her.

Why do male Republicans not have a problem with Ann Coulter being blond?
Because they know she is smart enough to harass Democrats but might still be dumb enough to sleep with them.

Why does Ann Coulter not mind being blond?
It allows her to park in the handicapped spot.

Why is the blond Ann Coulter confused by the fact that her parents are brunettes?
She doesn't know about the postman.

Why did God make Ann Coulter tall as well as blond?
So she would have a real reason to look down on people.

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