What Do You Call It?

Submitted by norma snockers

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

It was the first time that had made love. They were fondling each other intimately. She had his dong in her hand.

"What do you call it?" she asked. "Some guys call theirs Dick or Peter, John Thomas or Willie. What do you call yours?"

"I don't have to call mine anything," he replied "It usually 'cums' without being called."

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