That should do it

Submitted by nigmuncher

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of vodka, a pack of Pringle's, the remainder of bottle Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake an a box a chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel. I could fuck a Duck...!

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