Religious Confirmation

Submitted by Alexandria177

Sunday, 18 October 2009

So my 12 year old was standing up before the whole congegation at our church, being confirmed. The minister was quite eloquent, and spoke long about how now our child would be a member of the Christian family, raised by good and clean living Christian parents.

On the way home from church, I noticed that he seemed very sad. I asked him what the matter was.

He looked at my wife and I mournfully and said, "I don't want to be raised by good and clean living Christian parents...I want to stay with you!"

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