A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses.
He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten..
I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.
What you want"
She says "I wanna try a 69"
He said "You wanna beef with bloccolli"