A Chinese meal

Submitted by nigmuncher

Friday, 16 October 2009

A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses.

He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten..

I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.

What you want"

She says "I wanna try a 69"

He said "You wanna beef with bloccolli"


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