Friday, 9 October 2009
Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says 'Bejesus, I've found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb!'
The operator asks, 'Is it tickin?'
Paddy replies, 'No, i tink it's beef!'
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