Sandich Bomb

Submitted by birbee

Friday, 9 October 2009

Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires sticking out of it.
He phones the police and says 'Bejesus, I've found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb!'

The operator asks, 'Is it tickin?'

Paddy replies, 'No, i tink it's beef!'

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