100 Pounds of Dynamite!

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

A body builder picks up a pretty blonde at a bar andt hey go back to his place to fool around. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says,

'What a great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 pounds of dynamite, baby!'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 pounds of dynamite, baby!'

He then removes his underwear, and the blonde runs out of the apartment, Screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. When he catches up to her he asks why she ran out like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"

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