A good memory

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 30 June 2008

An elephant is drinking water along the river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.

"Why did you do that?" asked a nearby giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, you have some memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes, indeed," says the elephant,

"turtle recall."

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