Elderly

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 28 June 2008

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says,

"Slim, I'm 83 years old now, and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says,

"I feel just like a newborn baby!"

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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