The Abou Abed Jokes - Part 5

Submitted by Unknown

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Abou Abed was advised by a lawyer to draw up his will and testament.

Abou Abed had to requests: First, he wanted to be cremated when he dies; and second, he asked for his ashes to be scattered over the largest shopping mall in Beirut.

"Why on earth would you want that?" asked the lawyer.

"Well, that way, I can be sure that Em Abed will come and visit me every week."

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