Abou Abed was advised by a lawyer to draw up his will and testament.
Abou Abed had to requests: First, he wanted to be cremated when he dies; and second, he asked for his ashes to be scattered over the largest shopping mall in Beirut.
"Why on earth would you want that?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, that way, I can be sure that Em Abed will come and visit me every week."